Thursday, June 18, 2009

Ross and Rachel

Ross' expressions = PRICELESS.




(their baby, Emma, is in the apartment but they don't have a key)

(.... conversation with Rachel being a paranoid mother)


Rachel: Well did I leave the stove on?

Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!

Rachel: Well is...is the window open?? Cause if the window's open a bird could FLY IN...

Ross: Ohmygod, you know what, I think you're right. I think...

Listen! a pigoen, nope, no wait, an EAGLE flew in!

Landed on the stove, and caught fire!

The baby, seeing this, JUMPS across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid!

The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of AGRESSION and grabs the baby in it's talons!

MEANWHILE, the faucet fills the apartment with water!

Baby and bird, still ABLAZE, are locked in a deathgrip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!!


Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true..

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